earthdad:

ilovemusicalyy:

really not liking this

sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

systemshocker:

i’m dating an astrophysicist

skippercifer:

weirdness-is-good:

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

This is like that scene in every horror movie where they’re looking through old photographs and see the ghost/demon that’s been haunting them in the background.

tandembicycles:

greedtheavariciouslygay:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no

earthdad:

when you’re only packing 3 inches but you do your best to make her nut anyways

bondingthroughmutualhatred:

confessionistt:

is anyone else concerned about the spelling of Doritos here?

nowhites:

shejla24:

same energy

nihililithism: